We need a video camera

OK, so we definately need a 24 hour video camera in our kitchen--just to record all the craziness that happens there. In the last two days, the following has happened:

1. Two children with plates piled with a flour tortilla and shredded cheese collide while heading for the microwave. The unmelted cheese flies through the air and the affected child has a meltdown.
2. One 2 year old decides that she should feed her younger sister applesauce. Most of what is offered ends up in the little's mouth, some all down her front, and the rest...in the mouth of the feeder.
3. The baby has ravioli for the first time. (Just think red sauce and pasta). It was even stuck in her eyebrows and ears.
4. Cookies are being made. I unwisely left the kitchen and allowed the accused to roll out and use cookie cutters. When I came back, there was cookie dough (chocolate) covering 3 children, blobs all over the floor, brown smears all over the table, dots on the walls, and I think if we didn't have 9 foot ceilings, there would have been some there as well.

I guess I should clean up before Todd gets home and get ready for another eventful day tomorrow!